Mattress King is NOT one of those old-fashioned, harmless, namby-pamby small-business mascots. Mattress King is an ANGRY, CRUEL BASTARD. He has never met a man he couldn't kill dead with a sidelong sneer, and he refuses to treat women as objects because some objects are potentially useful. Ask him today about comfortable sleep options, and you will probably get raped to death by his personal hundred-man bodyguard (he calls them The Expendables). 20% off on Sertas and Sealys all this week.
Comments (2)
I happily accede the Right of First Night to you, my liege.
Posted by Jason | April 20, 2009 2:35 PM
Posted on April 20, 2009 14:35
I thought someone was an NIN fan when I first saw the post title. He does look a tad testy to be an inviting mascot, doesn't he?
Posted by Adam | May 3, 2009 6:01 PM
Posted on May 3, 2009 18:01