10. Vinnie Chulk
9. Boof Bonser
8. Dave Bush
7. J.J. Putz
6. Ben Sheets
5. Rocky Cherry
4. Nook Logan
3. Jimmy Gobble
2. Jon Coutlangus
1. Ross Gload
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10. Vinnie Chulk
9. Boof Bonser
8. Dave Bush
7. J.J. Putz
6. Ben Sheets
5. Rocky Cherry
4. Nook Logan
3. Jimmy Gobble
2. Jon Coutlangus
1. Ross Gload
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Comments (14)
Looks sharp!
Will there be Stanley Cup finals blogging?
Posted by Nell | May 28, 2007 6:57 PM
Posted on May 28, 2007 18:57
Don't hold your breath. But I am, with heavy heart, predicting a Ducks win.
Posted by Colby Cosh | May 28, 2007 7:00 PM
Posted on May 28, 2007 19:00
Permalinks? Comments?!? You've changed, man.
I'd also like to nominate Rocco Baldelli, and all the Latinos callously overlooked in this Americo-centric exercise.
Posted by Matt | May 28, 2007 11:14 PM
Posted on May 28, 2007 23:14
Male porno names really need to have that Anglo-Saxon thud. If anybody should feel cheated here, it's Bob Fick.
Posted by Colby Cosh | May 28, 2007 11:41 PM
Posted on May 28, 2007 23:41
And Randy Johnson. Too obvious to include, perhaps, but too good to overlook.
Posted by Aaron Haspel | May 29, 2007 6:33 AM
Posted on May 29, 2007 06:33
How could you overlook Nick Swisher of the Oakland A's? Homophobe!
Posted by gnotalex | May 29, 2007 8:43 AM
Posted on May 29, 2007 08:43
Suuuure. Next you guys are gonna tell me there's a baseball player named Phallus McHorny.
Posted by Colby Cosh | May 29, 2007 8:45 AM
Posted on May 29, 2007 08:45
No, but the Reds' pitching coach is Dick Pole...
Posted by Matt | May 29, 2007 9:20 AM
Posted on May 29, 2007 09:20
Dick Pole is disqualified because he actually did a few stag reels to pick up extra cash in 1977 and 1978.
Posted by Colby Cosh | May 29, 2007 9:54 AM
Posted on May 29, 2007 09:54
The list gets even longer with retired major leaguers who sound as if they were in the porn industry, such as Mordecai "Three Finger" Brown. Or Dick Burns , who may actually have played both. Or Jack Coffey , who probably only played ball and watched porn... or, um, maybe it was played porn and....
http://www.answers.com/topic/mordecai-three-finger-brown
http://www.answers.com/topic/dick-burns
http://www.answers.com/topic/john-coffey
Posted by jhuck | May 29, 2007 10:41 AM
Posted on May 29, 2007 10:41
How about an ignore-the-real-pronunciation link?
Posted by Rob | May 29, 2007 2:25 PM
Posted on May 29, 2007 14:25
Rob, you made me laugh real hard with that link.
Posted by SF | May 30, 2007 7:06 AM
Posted on May 30, 2007 07:06
How about Rich Sexson?
Posted by SF | May 30, 2007 7:14 AM
Posted on May 30, 2007 07:14
If we're allowed past players, there is a clear all-time champion: Hollywood Squares scion, Japanese-baiting, good-field-no-hit former KC Royals first baseman Pete LaCock.
Posted by Aaron Haspel | May 30, 2007 12:55 PM
Posted on May 30, 2007 12:55