You know what? I'm pretty close to 100% certain that the best thing on the menu at Taco Bell is the plain hard taco, the one that costs like a buck. I always get roped into buying something flashy with huge gobbets of cheese or beans as my "entrée" and having a couple of those little tacos on the side just to fill in the corners (my stomach has corners, little known fact). Naw, man. I've been fooling myself all these years. Everything I really need is in that little crunchy package. I'm having, like, a borderline spiritual awakening here. The food at Taco Bell gets worse as it gets more expensive. A perfect vision of hell is a Taco Bell menu item that cost $20.